Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!