The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!