- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to have no superpower

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

the power to do nothing

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The capability to draw penises very well

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to read terms and conditions

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to poo.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

Pointless Super Powers