- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to control mealworms

The ability to sweat poop.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The ability to go to hell.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

power to age faster

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to kill yourself.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

to make your bowel work backwards

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

to zap people but only yourself

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

Pointless Super Powers