The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to see the past.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!