The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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Being only half invisible.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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Nope. Just nope.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!