The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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the power to see the present

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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Justin Bieber

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to see into the present.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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boo

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the power to be powerless

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The ability to part hair.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to waste money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!