- Pointless Super Powers

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to control mealworms

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The ability to sweat poop.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

the power to eat with your butt

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.