- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to burn the sun.

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

Pointless Super Powers