- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power of love

The power of learning

The power to break a Nokia

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The ability to smell colors

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The ability to go to hell.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

Pointless Super Powers