Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to create another human

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to waste money

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!