The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to live,but only when you are dead

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to lick your own elbow

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

The power to transform gold into nothing.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

Being only half invisible.

The power to speak only one language

The power to take a crap.

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!