The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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Acid tears.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!