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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...
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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.
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The power to jizz mango chutney
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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating
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The power to read this.
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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.
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The power to walk through doors, then open it.
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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.
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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.
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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly
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The power to suck your own dick
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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian
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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph
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The Power to Read really Small Words
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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.
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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft
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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight
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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.
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the power to melt your bones
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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day
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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.
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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back
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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.
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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!