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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.
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The power to like any show
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The power to shoot glue from your penis
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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female
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The power to read terms and conditions
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The power to die
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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O
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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.
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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!
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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future
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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself
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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.
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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute
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the power to have another pointless superpower
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The ability to see into the present.
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the power to cook sandwiches when married
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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.
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The power to smash people's heads in with things.
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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.
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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.
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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity
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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.
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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.
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the power to dislike this power
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!