power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to waste money

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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the power to send text messages while driving

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to control mealworms

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!