power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to kill yourself.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!