- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

the ability to talk to humans

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to speak in only anime openings

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to control mealworms

The power to never finish your sentences because

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

Pointless Super Powers