The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to waste money

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to control mealworms

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The ability to sweat poop.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!