- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to jizz mango chutney

The power to read this.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to suck your own dick

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

the power to melt your bones

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

the power to be powerless

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

Pointless Super Powers