The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to be french.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!