- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell any point in time

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to see through things that are invisible.

the power to do nothing

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The ability to control dairy products

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to sneeze scissors

BULLET ATTRACTION.

the power to turn food into shit

Pointless Super Powers