- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to make everything worse

The power of women's rights.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to give the wrong directions

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to chew with your tongue

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

Pointless Super Powers