The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to create another human

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Aweonao

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!