the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The ability to be poor for life

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power to morph into yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!