the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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make youself dumb

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to speak to toasters

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!