the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power of 12% levetation

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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the power to get sick

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!