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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers
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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"
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The power to make remotes invisible
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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand
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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.
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The power to autocorrect your mom.
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?u?op ?p?sdn ????? o? ???od ???
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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.
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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.
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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.
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The power to speak to toasters
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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily
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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours
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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing
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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.
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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)
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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....
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The power to do everything that you can do.
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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.
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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.
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The power to stop existing.
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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.
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The power to shit for 5 days
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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!