The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

the power to smell like ham

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The ability to jump

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to speak to toasters

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!