- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to see through things that are invisible.

the power to do nothing

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The ability to control dairy products

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to sneeze scissors

the power to turn food into shit

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

Pointless Super Powers