the power to like justin beiber

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The power to become powerless

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to spell words wrong

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to have an ability.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to stop existing.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to block your own powers

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!