The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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make youself dumb

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!