The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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Aweonao

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!