The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to talk without a tongue

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to speak to toasters

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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the power to run in slow motion

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to control yourself

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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the power to be forever alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!