The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to pee any color

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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the ability to blow yourself

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!