- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

the power to walk on land.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

the power to turn food into shit

The power to die

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to fly inside of airplanes

Pointless Super Powers