- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

the power to time travel to the present

the power to create a meme

The power to see through glass

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

the power to fire my lazer

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The super power to shine in daylight

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

the power to die

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

Pointless Super Powers