- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

the power to be forever alone

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to pee any color

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to control paprika with your mind

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

Pointless Super Powers