the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The ability to like this post

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!