The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

The super power to shine in daylight

The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

the power to sit

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

the power to like justin beiber

The power to not see anything

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

The power to change your eye color.

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power of bad luck

the power to transform into Kanye West

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!