- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

open up pickles glass

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to be stupid reading this.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

the power to disappear up your own asshole

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to release the bogus

Pointless Super Powers