- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The ability to be heard in space

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

the power to see everyone as a tree

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

the ability to tell time without a watch

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to become powerless

The power to not see anything

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The power to jump face first

The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

power to breath fire but only through your nose

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

blindness

Pointless Super Powers