- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not have any power at all

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power of being negative all the time.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to break bones at will.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

Vanilla scented blood

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to touch your toes

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to be afraid of horses.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

Pointless Super Powers