The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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the power to turn into a tree

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the power to sit

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!