The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to die

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to not have any power at all

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to break bones at will.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!