The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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blindness

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!