The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to not have any power at all

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to be born again

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The power to break bones at will.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!