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The ability to self destruct at will.
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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs
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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first
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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face
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The power to fly only one inch off the ground
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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.
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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.
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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..
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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.
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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand
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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do
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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)
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The power to Rage Against The Machine
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The power to look at Sun.
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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.
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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on
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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....
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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.
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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water
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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.
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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish
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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.
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The power to release the bogus
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The power to think of a good super power right now.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!