the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The ability to like this post

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to shrink boobs

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to be alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!