- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to be alone

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to break bones at will.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to obey gravity

The power to touch your toes

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

Vanilla scented blood

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to be afraid of horses.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to be special just like everyone else.

Pointless Super Powers