The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The ability to be heard in space

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to jump face first

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!