- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk 1% faster.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to lick your balls.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The power to see through glass

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

Pointless Super Powers