- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The capability to draw penises very well

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

Pointless Super Powers