Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to be born again

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!