The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to die on command.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to smell whore

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!