- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to be normal and average

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to die

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to think of pointless powers.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to be born again

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to not have any power at all

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to break bones at will.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

Pointless Super Powers