The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to be normal and average

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The ability to like this post

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to smell whore

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!