The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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the power to die

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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the power to be forever alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!