The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to not see anything

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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the power to die on the spot

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to block your own powers

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to smell whore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!