The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to self destruct

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!