- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

power to fart through your mouth

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to die on command.

The ability to be in fashion.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

the ability to command watermelons

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

Pointless Super Powers