- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to look TV

the power to summon a massive midget

the power to open doors that are unlocked