The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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power to fly when your underwater

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cry acid tears

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the ability to see through air

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to divide by 0

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!