- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to self destruct

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to become a laptop forever!

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to have really sweaty palms.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

Pointless Super Powers