- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to read your own mind

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

Pointless Super Powers