- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to bread toast!

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to eat three times a day.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

Pointless Super Powers