The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to even

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!