The Power of Anti-Sex

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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Nothing

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!