- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

the power to see through windows.;.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power to not get shit d*ck

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

The power to never come into existence

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

Pointless Super Powers