- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

75% levitation

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

mint berry crunch

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

i love to make shit brix

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to rotten food.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to extend your pinky toe

Pointless Super Powers