being black

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

the power to shape shift to yourself

the power to see through windows.;.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power drown in water

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to make your nose blink.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!