The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!