- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the power to eat bread

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

the power to shape shift to yourself

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power drown in water

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

The power to make your nose blink.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to have a pointless power.

Pointless Super Powers